Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 01, 2018

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles will break the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

front runner

1. A person that only likes sports teams that have won recent championships.

2. See Scholar

Scholar is such a front runner for likeing the Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Red Wings. What a baby humping fart licker.

by DaTroof October 26, 2003

Rez Runner

An old, beat-up car from an Indian reservation.

That nasty rez runner has no windshield and a flat tire.

by night_hawk August 09, 2003

Meta Runner

A new animated series made by SMG4 about a girl named Tari, And she is a Meta Runner. And Meta Runners have cybernetic arms that boost their gaming skills.

Person: I love Meta Runner man it's so cool.

by 0000ff000ff January 09, 2019

Runner Tits

Flat chested

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.

by JRMS June 14, 2004

Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 28, 2009