post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
by sneektip June 24, 2010
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babymama roommate

Co-parents/Non married couple with a baby living together
Susie and John Dick were roommates and they had a baby together and now she’s a babymama roommate
by KeyClouds July 04, 2022
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It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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Gamer Roommate

Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.
Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.
by Random B guy January 10, 2025
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Roommate Swept

When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.
Yo dude whats good?

We just roommate swept some chick
by thedude1013921 April 22, 2010
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roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at
My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.
by February 05, 2023
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Roommate Hole

Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.
Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.
by Jonesy D. January 29, 2016
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