The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.
By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.
by AuraGun July 24, 2016

(See 'Stephen Hawking')
by The Firgof April 14, 2006

1) Code word for porn, since porn is usually kept in the Quake 3 folder.
2) Less common: A first person shooter
2) Less common: A first person shooter
"Dude, ur quake 3 folder is HUGE!"
"Lets watch some quake 3"
Guy 1: "Let's watch some quake 3 together"
Guy 2: "No ur gay, I only watch quake 3 alone"
Less common: "Quake 3 is such a cool game! We should LAN sometime!"
"Lets watch some quake 3"
Guy 1: "Let's watch some quake 3 together"
Guy 2: "No ur gay, I only watch quake 3 alone"
Less common: "Quake 3 is such a cool game! We should LAN sometime!"
by Trollip July 31, 2007

updates on earthquakes.
by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

by williambill February 29, 2008

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.
Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.
Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.
by BluepaiN February 26, 2009

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.
"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."
by Brian September 10, 2003
