Pinocchio

1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.

So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.

This Pinocchio keeps staring at me.

by LemonySnickets November 2, 2022

Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.

When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!

by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022

Pinocchio cheese

Lookalike cheese made out of wood.

I was looking forward to eating that cheese but someone has pranked me with Pinocchio Cheese.

It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese

by Creative stupidity June 1, 2022

Pinocchio

A lying prick that shoves his nose up his ass every night

E.g. yo your such a Pinocchio

by Landskyver January 25, 2022

The Pinocchio

When a woman has three or more penises controlled by one common string and the gentleman say “I’m a real boy” in unison.

I heard Margarita did The Pinocchio with the starting five lineman of the football team.

by SmithDickey January 13, 2021

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

Angled Pinocchio

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.

“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021