by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudimug. When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
Get the pinocchio 69mug. This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.
How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a “Pinocchio Publishing” company?
by Fasters April 22, 2022
Get the Pinocchio Publishingmug. A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
by foxygranpa April 26, 2015
Get the pinocchio's nosemug. New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023
Get the Portly Pinocchiomug. by PeJota Fatgirl July 6, 2019
Get the Pinocchio Codemug. During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose
Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio
by LivinlikelLarry January 6, 2017
Get the Chipmunk Pinocchiomug.