Ass Pause

when people are laughing and having a good time then someone lets out a juicy stinky fart and it is so bad that every one is dead silent for a moment then an explosion of ewwwww and oh lord oh lord and I cant breath! or MY LEG!

we were at the party last night and it was fun until the owner let out an ass pause. that is when the party stopped and got hectic oh what an ass pause it was.

by Mr. Beaglsworth III December 12, 2011

Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.

“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused”

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”

by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

pause designs

Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause

There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns

All of these T-Shirts can be found on pausedesigns.com

pause designs, the Chainsaw panda img.moonbuggy.org/punched-in-the-nose/

by TheFederalNerd October 31, 2011

Good pause

When you hit "pause" on a tv show right as someone does something amusing - such as a terrible facial expression, or suggestive gesture,

"That's a really good pause - Ellen looks horrified at her own joke"

by mama mirabelle February 10, 2010

pause the game

a parent that has no idea what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11

pause the game

by jksyu November 13, 2022

give pause to

make somebody hesitate

This should give pause to even the greatest enthusiasts.

by jarochobosse March 29, 2017