Blair's MIL

I fine specimen of a mature woman. Acts shy but when she goes down on you it's like she's giving your junk a secret handshake like a long lost friend she hasn't seen in a while. She likes nothing more than to Netflix and chill with a nice glass of vino. Whenever you're lonely be sure to hit up Blair's mil.

After the golf course I need to stop at Blair's MIL's house for A quick game of hide the salami.

by Ryan boone June 26, 2022

Mil

A rich meanie who is bad at Fortnite, tall as fuck, and lowkey kinda,

He is such a mil not gonna lie

by anonymous June 8, 2024

mil

Your name is emily snd you did the remove the first and last letter of your name challenge.

Hannah : hey! Did you see the remove the first and last letter of your name challenge?
Emily : ohh yeah I did actually. My name is Mil!
Hannah : cool, im Anna!

by Prniika March 11, 2024

mil

weird species,ugly,dumb,and fat

there was a mil in the zoo

by mily slide January 24, 2022

pre-mil

When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com

"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."

by jackie jormp jomp December 23, 2011

MIL

Mother In Law, Monster In Law

Just no MIL!

by Mel_586 January 23, 2022

Mils xx

Barneys fucking dream come true he would spunk all over her

"oh Mils xx let me cum in ur ear "

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019