Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

by Every person on earth and magn March 5, 2024

Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up

"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"

by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019

alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell

Wow look at that alissa jensen working the corner

by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016

jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip

jensens sister is cooler than her

by rebel child October 15, 2015

Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.

There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.

by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020

Jensen

annoying dickhead

You're such a jensen

by virgin4L October 16, 2023