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Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'
Geez a gonk ya dobber
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Gert long c**k
He has a gonk.
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A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising
'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'
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Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
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Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.
Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.
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Satan is a gonk
fuck is a gonk
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A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020
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