muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

Andrew Garfield

He’s like shot of expresso
I love him. He’s the best human being on this planet

“I love Andrew Garfield”

by Kiwistan13 December 30, 2021

buff garfield

He is Big Yoshi’s babysitter he babysits big yoshi’s eggs

Yoshi: Hey Buff Garfield you mind babysitting my eggs?
Garfield: Sure

by Soggy Potatoes August 20, 2019

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

Andrew Garfield

The most attractive marvel actor. That mask rip...OOH BABY! so attractive and funny and well..attractive. and um..attractive...not sure what else to say other than WOO BABY THAT MAN IS SMOKIN'

Why is it so hot out?
I hear Andrew Garfield visited here years ago

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Gilbert Garfield

Gilbert Garfield is the name of an ARG (Alternate Reality Game)

Person 1: 'Hey, have you heard of Gilbert Garfield?'
Person 2: 'Who?'
Person 1: 'Gilbert Garfield is an ARG of Garfield, But he's cursed as HELL!'
Person 2: 'Okay..?'

by Furrop October 1, 2022

The Garfield effect

When you begin to look for Garfield, you begin to see him everywhere. For example: You see a Garfield plushie in a store or on a T-shirt someone is wearing. Garfield has bacome so mainstream over the last 40 years, that we have subconsiously erased his image from our life.

Person1: "Dude here he is again, Garfield!"
Person2: "You're just crazy, he isn't everywhere."
Person1: "I'm telling you, it's The Garfield effect."

by Xrendr July 1, 2023