Sorry, I got The Mel flu last night. I can't make it into work today.
Holy shit, you look like you have a case of The Mel flu today man!
Holy shit, you look like you have a case of The Mel flu today man!
by Branmuffins0325 October 25, 2018
Illness suddenly afflicting colleagues who were passed over for a job they thought the deserved.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.
- Did you see Lyndon this afternoon?
- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!
- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!
by Babs1960 September 18, 2013
by wyldcherry May 01, 2009
The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
by MichaelFrost September 06, 2018
Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.
Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.
by Bobby Blackeyes January 19, 2009
Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
by YAWA February 20, 2020