Kaitlyn from Home Depot

This is a amazing spectacular friend that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyanna: hey did your Kaitlyn from Home Depot come in yet?
Jett: not yet but hopefully I’ll get her soon!
by Bigneckbitch December 01, 2020
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Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.
It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
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Depot

Thing 1: Have you ever heard of a depot?

Thing 2: no

Thing 1: dumbass just go to the Home Depot and you’ll find your answer. Come back when you understand

Thing 2: No.

Thing 1: (retard)
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Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
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Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.
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Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!
by Bigneckbitch December 01, 2020
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Lonely Depot

Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.
Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”
by OnlySomeoneUseless July 06, 2019
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