COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024

Pouring the Cobb

Midwestern reference to intercourse

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed

by Word_Girl143 November 16, 2009

Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.

How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?

by SirAnto January 18, 2011

Tyler Cobb

Tyler Cobb is popular on TikTok with 63.1k followers, TikTok deleted his account on the 25th of September 2021.

Tyler Cobb was famous on TikTok.

by TikTok fame February 13, 2022

Hailey Cobb

A stupid ass bitch who doesn’t know what they’re doing at all ever but people still like her.

Your being such a hailey cobb man cut it out.

I can’t its just my nature being high every morning.

by Carson0593 December 13, 2018

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 06, 2022

cobb it

To do something ass-backwards or half ass

Dylan! DON'T Cobb It! FIX it the right way

by 7INK March 20, 2018