The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.

He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!

by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022

clamber down the motleys

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.

"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024