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Burrito Skin

The "burrito skin" is another word for the tortilla wrapper.
Went to a new diner and the veggie burrito was made with a homemade burrito skin Delicious!
by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009
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Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
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meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick
i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch
by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009
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Shake a burrito

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.
"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."
by "I don't know" May 31, 2009
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Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.
by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019
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Schrödinger's burrito

The burrito changes which side is scalding hot or still frozen based on which side you bite first.
When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.
by Master Chank April 14, 2020
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