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The John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
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Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
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Wilk

To wilk!
by InvisiRatch March 29, 2019
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West Wilkes

Racist all white school with 3 blacks and 2 Mexicans that are whitewashed
I go to west wilkes and I like my cousins
by realniggafr March 13, 2023
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Wilk

When you have water immediately after milk of any kind and do not wash the cup. Also known as milkwater or mater.
"I love wilk"
"What is wilk"
"Its water-milk"
"Oh"
by Sub 2 Gourmandisbest on yt March 21, 2025
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wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018
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