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Football Twitter

A sub-section of Twitter were accounts solely tweet about Football. It is full of fatuous, pseudo intellectual, pubescent virgins who claim to be football experts. Accounts spend there days playing FIFA ultimate team, watching Youtube compilations and arguing over who is the best player in the Premier League. Everyone here steals tweets, aims to be controversial, and call people frauds when they have a bad game. These kids are fixated with retweets and would kill there own mother for a few likes. Users have cringy @'s, never go to games, and are obsessed with spreading propaganda about there favourite players. Most on Football Twitter live in third world countries and watch games on 140p streams that lag. These kids are socially inept and have never felt a female.
Sergio Aguero is a fraud
Why do you say that?
Saw on Football Twitter, 'SanchezSkills' exposed him
by JimmyConway123 November 24, 2016
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Stan twitter

retards, why do people say they stop injustice or some shit i dont see how doxing people for not liking araina gande or whatever her name is is helping people. Maybe its the Blm thing but I dont think its helping the black community but im not sure..
by idiotnumero1 April 30, 2021
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twitter locals

Individuals on twitter that general don't understand Internet culture. Twitter Locals will typically use their account for retweeting inspirational quotes and keeping up with celebrities.
"A couple of Twitter Locals just asked what a stan was HDJSHDJSK"
by fourpointoh January 11, 2018
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Shea Butter Twitter

A subsection of black twitter. Shea Butter Twitter typically consists of users who get online and intentionally misinterpret and over analyze everything to start unnecessary discourse. A lot of them love to tweet out hot topic phrases such as “Protect Black Women”, but don’t actually mean it due to them only wanting to protect the certain black women.

Subtle reminder: Do NOT say Protect Black Women if you don’t mean ALL BLACK WOMEN.

Some of shea butter twitter’s users favorite activities is sharing hypocritical think pieces.

Most shea butter twitter users will claim to support someone and use their name for engagements on their accounts, when in actuality, they wouldn’t care less for the individual any other time. Most, if not all, shea butter twitter users are fake woke. They particularly do not care about the situations they rant and rave about on the internet. If it makes them look good, they tend to “care” for a bit, then move on to the next thing. If it makes them look good, they’re on it.
Oh there goes Shea Butter Twitter again, acting like they support someone when they really don’t.
by I Tell The Whole Real Truth November 17, 2022
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Twitterea

To post a large amount of consecutive tweets.
Did you check out Merlin Mann's twitterea yesterday? I can't believe he only lost a hand full of followers.
by auniverseaway August 26, 2008
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Twitten

Sussex (Southern English) speak for an alley.
Jack, let's walk up to the downs; we can take a shortcut through the twitten.
by Breld January 10, 2012
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twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide
Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.
by Funky World January 5, 2016
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