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Adj. Used to denote incredible arrogance. Delusion of grandeur. From the noun "Texas", state, that gave us things like George Bush, inbreeding, country music, excessive religious fundamentalism, and racism.
"We thought that new album was gonna be great, but it ended up bein all texas 'n shit. Fuckin sucked, actually"
texas by denveratheist October 10, 2008
1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs.

2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.

3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.

4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.

5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
This place sucks, but at least we are not in Texas.
Texas by Can't Stand Tejas October 10, 2009
A toilet waiting/needing to be flushed
The stench coming from that porta-potty over yonder reminds me of texas!
texas by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
You dubious sons'a'bitches. The Republic of Texas was a country, it would the ONLY country to join with the United States but it did join.

This is no way associated with the current "republic of Texas" movement that says it STILL IS a country. I wish...

Overall it is like any other state except the ups (like no state tax, hot chica's and mucho chili) far outweigh the downs (like people THINKING they know about us because of George Bush or that we are like other southern states, and everyone taking all the bad things about oklahoma and pinning it on Texas, and by the way oklahoma need not be capitalized.)

You want to know what Texas is like? Gitcha ass off the computer and come to Dallas...
Oh wow, I am a dubious son of a bitch and I like totally thought Texas was like oklahoma or something until I went to Dallas...
Texas by TX126 August 5, 2004
Where screwed and chopped music and swishahouse all originated. Befo a
N!ggA hate on texas listen to "They Don't Know" by Paul Wall and Mike Jones and until you know what they talkin bout shut da h3LL up.
"Texas is the home of the playas and pimps" (From Scarface Song)
texas by ProjeCts July 12, 2004
The biggest god forsaken shithole in the United States. Texas sucks, fuck you!
I would prefer to have herpes than live in Texas.
Texas by Lestat21 December 9, 2008