testiculardar

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays

Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"

by zc540 June 27, 2006

Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.

Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.

by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009

testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).

Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.

by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010

Testicil

A low cost ointment men apply to get rid of testicular odor.

Me and my wife love using lemon-cented Testicil.

by Soappackets June 29, 2011

Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 10, 2013

Testicular Terrorist

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.

Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

by xxHouse82xx December 4, 2014

Testicular Pain

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

by BussANut October 15, 2015