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Teo

Teo is just the best guy you could ever meet. Hes caring, funny and good looking. Teo gets all the girls he wants. You would dream to be even near as cool as Teo, but you just cant. Hes an athlete, super popular, and just a role model all around. Everyone aspires to be like Teo.
person 1: bro have you seen Teo’s new girlfriends?

person 2: he got even more? thought he got one yesterday too.
person 3: damn, i wanna be like teo.
by jejejejjejehehah November 22, 2021
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teo

this man has a huge cock that can wrap around earth two times and everyone likes him
i want to be teo
by abaham6969 October 17, 2022
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Teo

A tard who is messy and doesn’t know how to find static friction.
Oh Teo? Yeah he eats his toes.
by Pseaudobynss November 22, 2023
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Teo

A great person and hot af.Gets every girl he wants
by Theylovemee<33 November 22, 2021
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Teo

Homossexual person who lacks brain neuronal connection (aicardi). Probably enjoys sailing, supports bad football clubs and players, scared of women, fatphobic.
by fortnitelover123pro May 9, 2024
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Dirty teo

When a guy smokes a zoot out a girls asshole, while his 6,8 black friend his choking her to death with his 10 inch cock.
“Oh man my girl got dirty Teo’d last night with my nigga friend Jamal”
by Dee monkey,a February 27, 2023
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Teo

To gas yourself up while denying facts to the contrary.
Based on Former Undisputed Lightweight Champion - Teofimo "The Takeover" Lopez

Similar to Cap, Lying, Bullshitting, Alternative Facts, and other terms along those lines.
I won that fight. I won that 11-2.
You sounding real Teo right now...
by Fightguy1088 November 27, 2021
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