Vet Tech

The ones that spend all the time with the animals, deal with all the clients B.S. The people who get scratched, bit, cussed at, attacked, all around used and abused. under appreciated, under paid, but most of us love our job.

The people you should pay more attention to, not just your glorified holders. (Aka when we come out with your animal, Please take them, dont have us standing there, feeling stupid because we want to talk to you, but have another 100 things to do.)

That vet tech really connects with fluffy.

by Kitdragon2000 July 7, 2011

Gym teacher

A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher

I hate my gym teacher

by Bitcharoux January 21, 2019

science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.

You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.

by Plato Crete November 6, 2013

teacher heels

n. The reverberating sound (usu. in a hallway) of an approaching female authority figure, as indicated by brisk, intentionally intimidating heel strikes.

The noisy classroom was silenced at the first sound of teacher heels.

by Mr. Bennett January 11, 2007

tech head

An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.

"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.

Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.

by chris firth September 23, 2006

Teach For America

A bunch of full of them selves corps members who ruin public schools. They think they are gracing the public school system just by showing up. They are usually really bad at what they do. Treat teaching like a popularity contest, act inappropirately with students, and make up fancyfull data to support their self serving orginization.

TFA consistently lies about their data--that is common knowledge--if this data is coming from TFA . . . don't trust it! If you want to make your data show "value-added" gains, look to TFA to learn how to fudge.

Teacher A : "Why are all my students rude, distrespectful and have no skills?"

Teacher B: "Oh,, there was a Teach for America teacher in there before you."

by taptoe January 21, 2011