teeveenewz

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

by chicagostoner April 28, 2009

Teepee Tits

When a female bends over and the cleavage of her boobs are spread in the shape that forms a teepee.

The boobs are so spread appart that it creates such an illusion.

Opps dropped my shot glass, but oh no im wearing a bathing suit, fuck ill have teepee tits yo.

by poposonmytail August 18, 2010

TEEEE

A common nickname used for friends & family whose first name begins with the letter "T".

Antonio: hey Cesco have you seen Taj

Cesco: No I haven't I MISS TEEEE

by EarlySpore November 29, 2018

TiT Teeeeez

A big humungi sand bag.

I went to the Indian Museum and saw TiT Teeeeez!!!

by Shuqing January 29, 2007

Teetee

The baddest bitch you know

Teetee you the baddest bitch i ever meet onna g folks hmi

by Kaykay baby February 2, 2017

Teehee

A “term” used when to laugh awkwardly. May be used by a person named Ramuel.

Just restating words from a previous experience teehee

by HumanInDisguise December 5, 2019

Teetees

n. teeh-teeh-z.

A cuter way of saying titties!... and a less gross way.

Yay! Boobs for everyone!

Guy 1: "YO! BITCH! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GODDAMMIT, PICK UP YOUR DOG'S FRIGGEN POO!"

Guy 2: "Uh, excuse me. Calm yo teetees!

Guy 1: "Alright."

by poopy bunghole March 25, 2009