teensex

Popular search term used on search engines, among wild boys seeking moments of pleasant masturbation in front of the computer screen.

Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.

David77: FAPTIME!
AceKing: Wat? interracialz?
David77: No time for some teensex!
* David77 unzips

by loxyria July 2, 2009

Teens

An age group of people who are very misunderstood. They are young and just want to have fun and live their youth. Yes the make noise and say rude things but let's face it we were all teens once.

They are just crossing the path of becoming an adult and leaving childhood however this may leve some very confushed beacuse they have to be 'mature' yet they are too young yo vote and they have to 'enjoy their youth' yet they are to young to party hard.

Adult 1 : " look at that group of teens up to no good over there"
Adult 2 : *hears the word 'teen' and automaticlly things sex loving drug adickted lazy alcoholics*

by abcfefghi February 14, 2012

aqua teens

a trio of "super heros" who swim in their neighbor carl's pool. often seen with the mooninites. frylock the leader of the group, has laser eyes and levitates. he is also a large container of french fries. master shake, the rebel of the group, think he is a genious. he also is a large milk shake. and finally meatwad. meatwad is the funny one of the group. meat wad has the ability to turn in to a hot dog shape or an igloo shape. meatwad happens to be a giant wad of meat.

aqua teens number one in the hood g

by beastly_05 November 15, 2005

teenspeak

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.

God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."

by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007

Tewksbury

A shitty town in Massachusetts. The people constantly fill up the churches, newspapers, and stores of other towns such as Wilmington with their filthy selves. Most citizens grow up to be criminals or give birth before high school graduation and live in shitty houses in Tewksbury.

Since real estate is so high in Massachusetts, a 1 floor, 1 toilet, 4 wall house in Tewksbury costs at least 350k even though its not good enough for a homeless man.

If you ever get a blowjob from someone in Tewksbury, make sure to cum in their face and eyes and then slap and knee them repeatedly. But beware of STDs..you are bound to catch one from a Tewksbury resident.

Beware of thugs and wiggers too.

Joe: Wow, I wish a tornado would sweep through and kill everyone here.

Steve: Hey did you read the paper this morning?
Bob: No, its filled with all tewksbury news anyway.
Steve: I know, I couldn't even read about the big town fair next week since more than 5 kids in tewksbury graduated high school this year.

Harry: If there is ever a poison gas leak that infects the air, lets hope it hits tewksbury.

by sallyboy69 May 1, 2009

busted tees

stupid t-shirts. advertisement on the left hand side of the screen

includes hot girls tho :D

busted tees

by Alessandroooooooooo January 26, 2006

teenser

Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.

Let's do shots! Don't worry, Monique, they're teensers, so you'll be fine for work at 6am!

by whatdrink June 20, 2011