wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts

“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

by littleblvebird June 6, 2023

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality

Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear”

by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020

Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

teddy bear

someone who looks or appears super big scary and tough but is really just sweet soft and loving on the inside

“BRO YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF???”

“nah bro hes a huge teddy bear when u get past his exterior.”

by eedeen November 2, 2021