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Tehology

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.
"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.
by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009
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Technology Atheist

People that don't believe certain technologies exist.
This Technology Atheist just doesn't know what he's talking about.
by TrickPlz December 10, 2014
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Technology

No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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Technology

I hate tech it makes me get crippling depression
I hate Technology
by Twitch.tv/madnessxx1 February 11, 2022
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Ignant Technology

Technology that is counter intuitive to common sense. It is so counter intuitive that it surpasses the normal realm of ignorance and claims the right to use the misspelled word "Ignant".

This is somewhat similar to nigga technology, but is used by the general public.
MySpace, Twitter and Facebook allow people to willingly let others violate their privacy despite their ideal that privacy is king. Thus it is "Ignant Technology"

Smart phones are not phones but simply PDA's repackaged with a more powerful operating system and processor. The phone portion is not the main focus but more of a side benefit thrown in for better marketability. In this sense smart phones are "Ignant Technology" that can incorporate more "Ignant Technology" in the form of certain downloadable applications.
by Fengor November 15, 2009
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Crap Technology

Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')

-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
by sagepictures December 29, 2011
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Massifying Technology

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.
by SDevsare_Karbonn June 25, 2012
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