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texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.
How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?
by aaa December 24, 2004
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Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.
Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.
by TFresh May 18, 2006
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tabarnac

French slang (used in Canada only) In its literal sense, it means "tabernacle", but in this sense, it's used as a way of saying "Damn it"
Maman: "Jeanette, qu'est-ce que tu as acheté au mall?"
Jeanette: "J'ai acheté une robe pour 100$."
Maman: "Tabarnac! C'est trop cher!"
by Siena July 14, 2005
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tabanca

when you are heartbroken over someone and in a sad, depressed mood.
when you hear your friend listening to nick lachey's cd "what's left of me", and they have a bottle of whiskey in front of them. you say to your friend "what's wrong, you got tabanca?"
by Lisa JayJay August 13, 2006
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Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.
me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!
by swamp cookie January 16, 2008
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wacky tabacki

Slang for marijuana. Derived from "wacky tobacco"
If you put the ice cream away in the dishwasher, better stop smokin' the wacky tabacki!
by billphoto May 30, 2009
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teabagees

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.
All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.
by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005
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