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Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.
Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"
by Vashtidog December 17, 2010
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Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.
Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.
by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010
mugGet the Hot Tamale Poke-a-thonmug.

Big Tamale

Big Tamale is used in Independence Day, a crappy film from the 90s or something, to describe a spaceship.

"Guess you wanna see the Big Tamale."
by Big Tamale May 18, 2018
mugGet the Big Tamalemug.

tamales make my bottom burble

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!
by DaChazman September 1, 2004
mugGet the tamales make my bottom burblemug.

Tamale

they say I've calmed down since the last album.
Person one: "Dude, my mom made some awesome tamales."
Person Two: "TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE!!!!!!"
by fartsandwich46 March 24, 2025
mugGet the Tamalemug.

Hot Tamale

When you wrap your ding-a-ling in masa dough and another person proceeds to eat it off of said ding-a-ling.
Guy 1: oh dude, I gave my wife a hot tamale last night
Guy 2: ooh, sounds spicy
by Baricudaprime August 24, 2017
mugGet the Hot Tamalemug.

cold tamale

She drinks a slushee, then she gives you a blowjob.
I hope she's enjoying those slushees, I can't wait to feel them are on my dick. The best cold tamale I'll ever get.
by Don'tTakeItPersonally February 19, 2017
mugGet the cold tamalemug.

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