Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.

Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"

by Vashtidog December 17, 2010

Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.

Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.

by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010

Big Tamale

What the crazy scientist calls a space ship.

Big Tamale is used in Independence Day, a crappy film from the 90s or something, to describe a spaceship.

"Guess you wanna see the Big Tamale."

by Big Tamale May 18, 2018

tamales make my bottom burble

best line in Rocko's Modern Life history.

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!

by DaChazman September 1, 2004

blue tamales

Tamales but blue. (for some reason)

I love Blue Tamales. For some reason

by Thegamers1222 March 14, 2023

Street Tamale

A joint (marijuana cigarette) of abnormally large girth.

"Hey Jonh, did you see the size of that street tamale Quandale was huffin' on?"

John: "Yeah. That thing looked like a chode."

by monger-duke February 18, 2024

Tamale

A female that likes males.

Can be a male to other girls
And still need a male partner

A female that wants to do both without criticism 🌹

I’m in love with a tamale

by alwaysbeyourself April 9, 2019