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SUPER HOT MALE. Usualy very nice. and consiterate. can be annoying sometimes. but you get over it if people love you. Is usually loved
He is such a Tabor, he is just so nice, I love him
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Tahoma

A school district full of upper-middle class white kids, with IQ's over 200, complaining about how ghetto their school is. Many of the students think that the schools are littered with white trash and coke heads wrecking havoc on innocent children, when really, that "hellish" reality never happens down in Maple Valley. There are a miniscule number of "stoners" who have probably only gotten high maybe once or twice. Out of the 2013-2015 classes, no more than 5 are truly screw-ups. In reality, most of these kids have no people smarts, no high-school experience, and plenty of wasted hours on Tumblr or Facebook complaining about tests, schoolwork, or how horrible their lives seem to be.

While some teachers have a curriculum full of standard high-school level classes, most teach extremely advanced classes, leaving hundreds of kids left with the mentality of rocket scientists. Having our next generation being well educated and full of promising science careers, does seem like a treat for many parents around Maple Valley, but for any student with desires of anything besides Math and Science, not only are the classes horribly put together, fellow students torment anyone who wants to be an artist, musician, or who don't plan to go to college, because many are taught that it "isn't the right way to go".
Most students believe getting as much salary and being as smart as possible is true success; most Tahoma kids are likely to grow up to be selfish, greedy people, unless they are the ones tormented because of different view points.

Because of poor people skills, many graduates have trouble being social outside of a classroom environment. This is because of both the immature mindset they have developed across the years as a "Tahomie" as well as the fact that hardly anybody bothered to talk to kids from different high schools. Plenty of kids were ignorant in their ways, because virtually nobody had told them what the real world was like. Virtually nobody said that it's okay to rebel as a kid. Nobody said it's okay to go to parties and TALK to people. Nobody bothered to mention that only socializing about class assignments or test scores, made them boring to the point of almost causing tears. Nobody mentioned how spending night after night on memebase or tumblr laughing at horrible jokes has been scientifically proven to make people lonely, depressed and crazy. Tahoma kids live in an ignorant, selfish, snotty world where a little drama here and there is really the only thing that can cause notable stress.

Ignorance is bliss.
by AshleeRyderJS January 26, 2013
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tacometer (Tm)

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.
Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!
by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005
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tabolt

a complete and total cocky prick with messed up teeth
he is a complete and total tabolt
by dannielle smtih October 1, 2007
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Tabor Academy

A college prep school located in Marion Massachusetts. Decent academics, great sports, no art, and a strict dress-code. The population consists primarily of rich kids, overachievers, jocks, and fashionable Asians. The guys tend to be pretentious, somewhat intelligent, fit but not horribly attractive, and basically douchebags. Some of the male dorms are pretty gay. The girls are equally pretentious, extremely attractive, more focused on schoolwork, and don't wear skirts that fit the knee-length dress code. Each one owns a pair of Uggs and something with horizontal stripes. The food is good, especially white pizza Thursday and cookie Monday, but occasionally a bit repetitive. Avoid the caesar salad. People usually hook up in Hoyt or in the laundry room under the Chapel. Everyone likes to brag about something, from their academic achievements to just how loaded they are. Clubs are basically a joke and none of them meet after the first week. Nearly everyone is heterosexual and has a Twitter. Rumors spread very fast, so people say that the walls are thin. No one really understands the website, especially the teachers.
Tabor Girl: Wow I can't believe I just got dresscoded by insert teacher here! He/she must really hate me! I can't believe Tabor Academy lets them do this!
Not Tabor Girl: Well maybe it's because your skirt doesn't cover your ass.
by totes not a windmill January 26, 2013
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Tacoma Girl

A 21-35 year old single mom, divorced from a service member, has at least one STD and will perform unspeakable sexual acts within the first thirty minutes of meeting them.
Dude 1: last night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now my mustache has crabs!

Dude 1: the other night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now I'm legally not allowed to give blood.

Dude 1: a damn Tacoma Girl walked up to me at The Swiss, grabbed my dick, then announced that it was her dick and she was going home with it. I then proceeded to give her a "red rhino" and go four fingers deep in her butthole.
by Bigstock April 19, 2011
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tacomatism

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
by Chad Baker January 5, 2005
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