french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017

Suicidal Spork

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference

Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork

by BumBro March 24, 2019

shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

Booty Snorkel

When you stick your face in a girls crack and just leave your face there for a long duration. Preferably with a chick with a nice deep ass crack.

Technique: face should fit snugly in the crack... from the top of the nose to the bottom of the chin.

Dude that ass is so freaking delicious.... I could "booty snorkel" in it!

That chick has a juicy deep butt crack man, I would "booty snorkel" in it!

by rockymsvl October 16, 2010

seatle snorkler

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler

Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler

by UnicornSmasher69 April 8, 2015

snorkel

Oral sex act whereby the recipient's balls are licked or sucked while his penis is being vigorously rubbed by hand

She gives a good snorkel

by RockMink November 9, 2004

Black Snorkel

The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.

Hunter's mustache made that black snorkel way too ticklish

by Seanster Monster December 16, 2007