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The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
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Stop Swinging the Jackhammer

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.
by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020
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swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis
all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower
by D-sizzler November 9, 2006
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Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"
by SP FTW August 22, 2012
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Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
by Denis T August 16, 2008
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Swisting

... damn teenagers and their swisting.
by KaKaVegeGurl May 28, 2011
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Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action
The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.
by Accounting guy November 24, 2014
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