Sweltie

An overpowering Mass Hickey given its name by the sheer force of the sucking power such that the remnant is a full-on Welt.

“Well, Mango did it again. He cc’d so many people on his last email about Javier’s sale that he must have given himself carpal tunnel syndrome. It was like he spent hours moistening his lips before he latched on for this one as he really left a bunch of Swelties. I bet that everyone who got the Sweltie had to run to the drug store for some salve. Mango needs to cc himself on some of these just so that he can grasp the feeling of a Sweltie. See Self Sweltie.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

Sweetenham

Someone who sticks their finger up their arse.

Clio: I might go out with him
Georgia: No way he's a Sweetenham!

by TheTruthTeller12345 June 24, 2010

sweetitarian

one who is extremely addicted to sweets that it has become a major food group and consumption of their daily nutritional intake

I know I'm a sweetitarian..I eat 1 snickers ice cream bar for breakfast every day and always have a dessert after lunch & dinner.

by Felicityk May 31, 2015

Middle school sweetheart

A couple that has been dating since 6-7th grade(middle school which is 6-8th grade) all the way through past highschool and graduation.

Oh Kayla and James are middle school sweethearts they’ve been dating Since 2011 it’s 2019 now.

by KEP98 June 9, 2019

sweeteva

1.) Any type of strung out, methed up, radius broken, cam whores found on the intertubes. The main way to find a sweeteva is to ask if they "Enjoy giving oral sex", if they reply with " ***Happy holidays!!!Merry X-mas and a very happy New Year!!!***" than you might have an sweeteva.
2.) A person who has had their husband arrested for a drug sting done from their own webcam.
3.) INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET

"You see that meth whore?"
"Oh yeah that sweeteva. Is her radius broken?"

by Elbaumer Swarldson February 22, 2008

sweetness

Sweetness is a playful affectionate name for someone close to you. Sweetness plays off the terms sweet (cool/awesome) and sweety (loving/caring person).

There is a specific way to say sweetness. You must always nod your head (as if saying hello), along with an elongated blink of the eyes, while pouting out your lips slightly. Always proceed with a tight hug afterwards. Sweetness is a powerful verbal aphrodisiac and should be used sparingly!

It can be used in two ways.

1. It can be used in a sexy manner towards someone you find sexually alluring.

2. It can be used in a playful manner towards a close friend.

What's up sweetness?

by Roxass October 7, 2006

sweeting like a bag of chips

Really hot, feeling clammy and sticky.

Sue turn the heating down, I am sweeting like a bag of chips.

by Mr Bute October 23, 2018