by jack January 28, 2003
Get the spit swabbing the pork curtainsmug. by lada October 7, 2005
Get the anal swab my backmug. An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
by Whiffles November 14, 2016
Get the Cunt-Swabmug. The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging
I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening
by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021
Get the swab facemug. by ZORG April 5, 2015
Get the Cotton Swabmug. to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.
by dirtydutch69 November 21, 2010
Get the bottom swabmug. Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Get the snot swabmug.