spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

anal swab my back

Ain't no sweat off my back.

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.

by lada October 7, 2005

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016

swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

bottom swab

to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.

"swab the poopdeck".

"your mother is such a bottom swab".

by dirtydutch69 November 21, 2010

snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020