suck my balls

Official language of the Man-birds

"It's a very complicated language"
"Okay. Suck MY balls"
*slap* "YOU JUST CALLED MY FATHER A COWARD."

by sdfdsafsdfkdsafjdskl;adslkfjds May 14, 2011

suck my clip

to get shot, or shot at

Evinson- Yo i heard dude was talking shit the other day

Wayne- Word?

Evinson- That nigga can suck my clip!

by B-rizzleee January 28, 2010

Suck my pp

A way to make some one suck your little cock

Guy: (wins match) Let's go boyss
The boys: Let's goo
Guy: OK I gotta go my father is going to suck my pp, He's doing it for the boys
The boys: for the boys

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Suck my duck

a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.

"How dare you, SUCK MY DUCK!"

by King Anonymousse October 2, 2019

Suck My Yellow

1.
informal
To suck ones yellow.

Used majority of the time in a negative light in a similar way to "Suck my Dick".

For reference, "yellow" has nothing to do with a man's penis.

Some would describe it as a gender neutral equivalent to Suck my Dick but I personally would argue otherwise since it has nothing to do with any reproductive organs.

Anon: "hey man, I disagree with you on a subject matter"
Tob: "oh, that's okay"
Anon: "just kidding, haha"
Tob: "fuck you, suck my yellow"
Anon: "please Tobias, stop this"

by HeHasHair November 18, 2017

suck my fart

it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".

version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.

by the blotch August 7, 2011

suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004