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typing stutter

When an idiotic person usually a girl adds in extra letters to a word to appear cute or flirty, or simple cannot type.
Her typing stutter was absolutely unbearable, this kid needed to learn how to spell. "Ohhkayyss, seee yuuu nexxtt tiimee bbaby!"
by myxchemromance January 18, 2010
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shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.
The vace shattered into right before our eyes.
by Shattered December 2, 2003
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Stutter

A speech disorder where the person repeats words and hesitates when speaking. More prominent and common among people when they are:
a) Lying
b) Speaking in front of large audiences
c) Talking to someone intimidating
d) Actually being affected by an impediment or
e) Involved in a truly traumatizing experience that leaves them scarred for life, along with the bedwets.
Did you hear about Little Johnny? He saw his mom screwing the plumber, and now he's got a stutter worse than Porky Pig.
by Tfolt October 19, 2007
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fuck stutter

An event during shagging in which one shagee suffers a mental interruption such as fleetingly noticing a pustulating spot on their co-shagger's forhead where the interruption is great enough to cause them to have to stop for a short period whilst they get back into the mood.
Oh shit, I just remembered that time when I burst in on your granny having a bath. give me a minute, will you?
by Nefeco March 10, 2004
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fuck stutter

In the time frame of when you're about to get laid when both naked partners look at eachother and feel an awkward moment. (Often occures with virgins and inexperienced indiviguals)
"Don't just sit there and fuck stutter biatch, get on you're knees!."
by Cindy March 11, 2004
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stuttering tom

a young man-child, that smokes up cigars, stutters, and tells very tall-tales. Runs intos peoples house's using phones, computers, etc.
you just got hit by stuttering tom.
by luggie February 7, 2010
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Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.
Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.
by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010
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