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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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Fuck-striated: when your frustrated, and fuck is needed.
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Bruce Springsteen

A very popular singer-songwriter from NJ his music is very good but is well known for his outspoken left-leaning politics which is ironic because his audience mostly consists of white conservative middle-aged dads from his home state NJ
I love Bruce Springsteen so much but he wont shut the fuck up about his politics
by nymfan March 7, 2024
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The act of talking about a subject and in so detail you bore the audience to tears.
I'm busy mate you're starting to making me feel Carl stringered, I don't care if u build leggo and post videos.
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