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stiff clit

That chick has a stiff clitt for that dude
by Ajay1 December 6, 2013
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stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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anti-stiffy

noun, verb.

applies to males/transsexuals only.

someone, or something so unattractive, it causes the penis to recede within the body--a reverse of the action of where a male has an erection, which is commonly known as a "stiffy".
"hearing about your venereal disease really just gave me an anti-stiffy."

"when the porno film shoot went horribly wrong when the star actress came to work with the flu, anti-stiffies were had all around."
by atilla February 17, 2005
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stiffie

Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Coxy November 29, 2004
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stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.
I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.
by Jablonsky May 22, 2004
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stiffy

(n)
1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Spootonium October 10, 2004
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stiffie

the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
She was so hot that I popped a stiffie right there in class.
by Drexelsage January 2, 2004
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