Streamerkelting

When you are spoilt for choice on Netflix/Stan/whatever streaming platforms you are using so you just keep rifling through the options and never actually make a decision.

"man I don't know what movie to chuck on, I just keep streamerkelting!" D:

by gabZzzz June 29, 2018

starmer

Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.

Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.

See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.

Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.

by The Pink Unicorn February 21, 2021

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

Colorado log steamer

The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.

Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer

by Colorado elk camp November 2, 2019

drive by streamer

A streamer who streams such a small duration of time that they are log off before you can check their stream.

Damn, potato is such a drive by streamer! I can never watch his streams.

by rbz2005 July 14, 2021

Fire Drill Steamer

During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.

John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."

by Ol' Frenchy January 1, 2010