shithand

To have shit on one's hand.

Hey Adam, what's wrong? I have shithand...this filthy whore just shit on my hand.

by Kyle357 October 9, 2006

Smithadilla

Also known as the FO Smith Dorito.
A deep fried, fat soaked, triangular shaped finger food normally consumed in large quantaties by obese Army personell.

Did you see FO Smith snorting those smithadillas?

by jermdogg October 19, 2008

nina stathakis

1 word= A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!

Really funny, hard to keep a straight face when ur around her. Mostly hangs out with the 'popular' crowd, 2/3 certain peeps. Her friends are just like her, every1 wan2 be them..

:) <33 love yaa Nina!!

Nina stathakis is a really great dancer.

by NONE OF UR BEESWAX!(: July 9, 2010

jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

spithash

A sexual act commonly performed by 2 or more inner-city transient African males involving the exchange of ejaculatory fluid/substance via anus/sphincter to mouth.

Yo, thanks ATM... I'mma call you spithash from now on.

by JaqThaBlaqSaq February 22, 2011

shithawk

a beligerant drunk : someone who gets drunk, loud, and stumbles around. usually the life of the party

Look at Pearson, he's such a shithawk.

by Ted Tobison August 26, 2005

shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005