shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.

"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."

by Kelly December 22, 2004

Red Shite

Liverpool Football Club and their supporters who, as is well documented, like to fuck their mothers.

give me a stanley knife mate- in fact, make it two, we're playing the Red Shite on saturday

by Duncan April 4, 2004

Shiteater

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag

"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."

by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006

shite

the best way to say 'shit' without getting told off, as you can simply say that you were trying out being Irish for the day.

also, see feck

"what a load of shite"

by parlez February 17, 2005

away and shite

1. go away
2. don't talk such nonsense

1. "Hello Mary. Can I come in?"
"Och away and shite Fiona yer nae comin in here!"

2. "Let's go to the Thai restaurant for dinner this evening shall we?"
"Away and shite Robert, we don't have any money."

by poodapoo May 27, 2009

shitehole

a dump
glasgow slang

a widnae stay there if ye paid me ats a shitehole

by wido May 24, 2004