Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Shaft Shining

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.

Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.

by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017

thinking thot

When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.

Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.

by roseneedsaring September 14, 2016

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

Shower-sinking

When someone that has stayed at your home really wants to shower, but doesn't feel like making their way back home yet. So instead they decide to use a sink in your house just to wash their hair, so they can continue doing social things without having to look like a scumbag

Can also be preformed at your own home by yourself when you're either:
A. Straight up lazy
B. In a rush

Man.. I really want to shower but I'm too hungover to walk back to my house right now. Is it cool if I do some Shower-sinking in your kitchen?

by Jabuuu August 6, 2010

The Sinking Ships

An English post-punk band, formed in 1979 and active from then until 1981. Their members were: Simon Brighton (guitarist)
Terry Welbourn (bassist)
Colin Hopkirk (vocalist)
Nick Green (drummer)
They are sometimes attributed to being the writers of The Most Mysterious Song on The Internet, due to two of their most famous songs (The Cinema Clock and Strangers) sounding similar, although this has been mostly debunked. Their songs are actually pretty good, I would recommend checking them out.

Person 1: Hey, what would you say is your favourite band?
Person 2: I'd have to say The Sinking Ships.

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: Criminally underrated group.

by Herr Shrek December 10, 2020