Steamed clam

Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"

My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

steamed

Puttinchops best friend

Steamed was so excited to see puttinchops, for they were going to make great memories.

by Mcmattalds January 18, 2017

steamed

to be farted upon

Such as "Robbie steamed me." or "How many chairs here do you think have been steamed?"

by brock0lee January 29, 2004

steamed

to be farted on

As in "Robbie steamed me." or "How many chairs here do you think have been steamed?"

by brock0lee January 29, 2004

steamed pudding party

A party involving steamed puddings. Often alocohol also features, resulting in hilarious consequences.

Ed: Are you going to the steamed pudding party?
Jo: No! Remember what happened last time?

by Pudding Man October 21, 2006

Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

by TaayBiy October 26, 2008

steamed

to have swift sexual intercourse in a inconvenient location or situation.

"did you here about jimmy? he steamed some bird in a bush outside the Florence in Rotherham"

by Darrell Blake September 15, 2006