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doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.
- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.
by RamRafford August 5, 2010
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STeFF

by kyle May 7, 2003
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Steff

A unique and individual definition relates to Steff whom is the cutest munchkin in whole wide world. She beautfiful, caring, lovely, and without doubt the best person alive to this day. SEXY
Omg no one compares to Steff.
by orly3453465346 January 20, 2009
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Steffan

noun.

A vital, yet irrelevant item used most commonly in one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person.

It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was.

Medieval English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and gas)

Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid.

Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic ocean, the deepest place on the planet.

It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles."

And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
Professor Harry Jones: "Junior, without the Steffan, we can't physically get to the Grail!"

Indiana Jones: "Dad, its Indiana, my name is Indiana."
by Batman, pretty much. February 6, 2010
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Stepford Whore

A female (or male) who is so wrapped up in someone else that they will submit to any sexual deviant act the object of their affection desires; including but not limited to threesomes, swapping, and orgies.
"Can you believe she had a threesome with him last night? She's not even dating him and she's become his Stepford Whore!"
by Kris B. March 26, 2008
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staffordshire bull terrier

staffordshire bull terriers are a breed of dog. They were originally bred for dog fighting and ratting but now, unfortunately, are normally bought by charvers to look hard. they do, however, make a great companion.

they have a very muscular build with a square like head and eyes that are set looking straight forward. the average heights for male and female are the same at around 15 inches. they have a short coat that requires minimal grooming.

there is a difference between the european breed and th american breed, as far as i know this is just stemming from ligaments being cut in the european breed's ears making them droop down.

this dog is very friendly and sociable with adults and children, it has a boistrous personality and is extremely playful. However, this breed are quite aggressive towards other dogs, mainly larger dogs.
the staff is classed in the terrier breed group.
by 7clayton7 September 5, 2005
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Staffordshire Bull Terrior

The best breed of dog ever who are perfect with children, even when I bit mine.
Mummy- DONT POKE THE DOGGY IN THE EYE
Child - But he likes it
Mummy- DONT DO IT HE WILL EAT YO

Staffordshire bull terrior - No I wont I love you *lick*
by huefidhfyujrwbfjerds April 20, 2011
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