rare steak

The glorious inside of a black pussy. Dark on the outside, but bright red on the inside.

- "yo that black chick has got a nice rare steak"
- "was it nice and red?"
- "hell ya, juicy

by BrownWang August 16, 2016

cheese steak

A sandwich made of very thinly sliced steak covered in melted cheese(american/whiz/provolone) served on a long hoagie/sub roll--usually with grilled onions. The cheese steak invented in the 1930's in Philadelphia by Pat Oliveri of the world famous Pat's Steaks located in South Philadelphia.

In the original movie, "Rocky" can be seen eating a cheese steak at Pats.

by Al D April 26, 2006

Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

steak raped

to take a girl out for a pricey dinner, pay for the whole thing, and then not only not get any nookie that night, but she doesnt respond to any of your texts or answer your phone calls

Me: Hey, dude, I took this chick out to Flemming's for a nice dinner that cost me over $100, and i didnt get any nookie at the end of the night.

Ryan: Dude that sucks

Me: Tell me about it! And since then she hasn't returned any of my texts or phone calls!

Ryan: Man, you got steak raped!

by marksu2 February 8, 2010

steak sauce

Really cool, as in A-1.

That slam-dunk was steak sauce

by Koblow April 18, 2006

steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

steadmanized

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.

Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?

by Bryce King October 7, 2008