thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.
Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame
by YourePhinestHighness June 25, 2020
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Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Real, true statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.
by Hot Dog Jim August 01, 2022
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dirty statement.

dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.
"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.
by kep john October 30, 2016
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South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
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errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.
Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.
by QuacksO December 09, 2020
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L Statement

1. A statement that is made when while losing an debate

2. (alt) A statement that auto L’s you
👨🏽 ⚖️: Did you kill her ?

🤷🏽 ♂️: She deserved it.
👩🏼 💼: Objection !!! L Statement
by pressinf August 02, 2022
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