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clown stabbers

A bull's horns;
Origin: The rodeo, where clowns are used to distract bulls so the riders can dismount safely.
Look at the clown stabbers on that rank bull! They better git outta the way!
by Yolanda Vega August 22, 2003
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tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.
Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.
by BigTrucK January 20, 2009
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Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both
Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
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Idaho stabber

The sexual act of stabbing yourself in the penis
(Person 1) Hey, why is your dick bleeding?
(Person 2) i idaho stabber'd myself last night
(Person 1) that explains it
by Urbandick2660 March 2, 2014
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Pickle Stabber

A pickle stabber also means here in Canada Cowboi Boots, get it... at the bar these cow folks always like to do the cow pie two step and tussle in the end. Boots with Hard Pointy Toes aimed at your privates.
This cowboi sure looks fancy in his new pickle stabbers trying to impress the pigs.
by Calgary Viewpoint March 3, 2018
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James Stabbert

The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.
I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.
by Your favorite girlfriend January 19, 2020
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Soft-Stabber

One who stabs a baby in it's soft-spot using his penis (Works best for a black dude dressed up in a clown suit). The you fuck the baby's body.
Man you should try being a soft-stabber. It feels sooo good when you fuck the baby's organs.
by Octavio Hermendez December 10, 2006
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