squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

skimming the milk

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.

My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.

by bama jammer July 27, 2006

scumming

The abuse given to ex-scummers (Southampton) players or managers when they play against Pompey. It is a simple chant of "scummer! scummer! scummer!" whilst pointing an extended finger (flexing vertically from the elbow) at the said player.

Ere, Bob. Did you know that the fat scummer Beattie is now playing for Accrington Stanley? He's gonna get a right royal scumming if he plays at Fratton Park next season!

by Gaz06 February 17, 2013

skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.

Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

shimming

using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter

Ya, she is loose as hell, so I've just been shimming it.

by meatplate May 1, 2011

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023