Squigga

A black squirrel. The root is from the English slang 'Nigga', meaning a gangster black man.

Never say squigga in the presence of a black squirrel, or the following will happen...
1.The black squirrel will beat you senselessly
2.The black squirrel will wait until you are fully conscious, then cremate you alive
3.The black squirrel will spread your ashes into an avocado and pecan smoothie

4.The black squirrel will feed the smoothie to his bitch, and she will throw up
5.Satan himself will rise from the pile of vomit, and snatch you down from heaven
6.Satan will keep you in a solitary confinement cell right outside his layer.
7. Every day but Sunday, you will be forced to have angry hot sex with Adolf Hitler

Person1:"Dude, check out that SQUIGGA!"
Person2:"Did you really just say that?!?"
Person1:"What?"
Person1: *runs away as fast as possible*
Steps 1 through 7 happen

Satan:"DId you honestly call that black squirrel a SQUIGGA?!?"
Person1:"yes..."
Satan:"Just because he has darker skin than you, doesn't mean you have to treat him differently!"
Hitler:"What's the hold-up? It's not Sunday..."

by ISayOnlyWhatNeedsToBeSaid April 24, 2016

Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal

I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten

by UglyC May 30, 2014

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015

Squilge

To squeeze out excess semen from the penis, after masturbation. Similar motion to that of jelqing.

I blew such a spectacular load last night, I had to squilge for about an hour!

by Slaylum May 16, 2009

squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!

joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".

<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle

by robot September 14, 2005

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013