Squidwank

When you have consumed so much cocaine you can’t masturbate properly as you fail to maintain an erection.

Squidwank;

I was so off my nut last night I was laid in bed squidwanking for hours after a shit tonne of packet!

by FrankZmiller November 6, 2018

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Squidward

Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.

Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

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Squidnana

(Noun) When Sydisthesquid, and a banana, makes a baby.

Sydisthesquid had a hot date with a Banana, and now they have a little Squidnana.

by Lashynya October 8, 2021

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Squidward's personality is grumpy, hot-tempered, selfish, nasty, unfriendly, and of course, miserable. In spite of this, he is still one of the most intelligent characters, and out of the ten major characters, he can be categorized as the most educated one, along with Sandy Cheeks (Carolyn Lawrence), Plankton (Douglas Lawrence), and Gary the Snail. He has a sarcastic attitude and sees others as uncivilized morons, while failing to accept his own personal shortcomings. Squidward sees himself as misunderstood and unappreciated, blaming society for his failures.

Random person: hey have you ever heard of the word Squidward J. Q. Tentacles
Random person:no

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022

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squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.

Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

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