Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..

Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.

by MackOne April 24, 2009

squiding

talking to someone then falling asleep while you are doing it

other uses
pulling a squid
to squid

"We were talking last night but then Jack started squiding"

by superSquid08 May 3, 2018

Squidging

A feeling of being grossed out and shuddering

Thomas couldn't stop squidging at the idea of sounding.

by SubBunny78 October 22, 2018

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

Squidmingo

One in a million great guy, one of the real homies.

John Meyers is a real squidmingo

by SlumericanGampo March 15, 2024

Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 11, 2024

Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus

I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth

by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024