Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squished squirrel

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

squeeded

A word created by by our queen ashnikko on a tiktok

"Stupid boy think that I squeeded"

by Imthegayagenda March 12, 2021

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

Squeesh

To squeeze a squishy part of then body that can be squeezed without pain or discomfort.

Her whole body was squeeshable,but her cheeks were so chubby those are what you want to squeesh the most.

by pizzacutter24 December 19, 2016

squeezledorfed

fucked way too hard in the side of the head. hurts like a bitch, but you feel impressed to have accomplished it.

I was squeezledorfed yesterday and I think I may be dying from the profusely bleeding wound.

by R7XXX February 18, 2009